I ♥ voicemails.
My friend L Bowes moved to Cincinnati.
Sometimes (all the time) I don’t answer phone calls so that people (L. Bowes) will have to leave me voicemails (hilarious rantings).
26 hundred times.
As if simply listening to the Avett Brothers isn’t inspiration enough…
Thank you Mitcham.
On the month of July and a dirty comparison.
I made two new friends. I remind them of their other friend, Erin.
“Doesn’t Christina remind you of Erin?”
“kind of… but Erin’s a ginger.”
(new friend #1 notes Christina’s less than excited face as a result of being compared to said ginger)
“-not like a dirty ginger though”
“Well… she’s kind of dirty.”
“It’s just the way you crack yourself up all the time”
“Yeah, you know how you laugh at all your own jokes?”
“You don’t even notice if anyone else laughs because you are lauging so hard at yourself.”
Yes, as you may have guessed, I am the funniest person I know.
July 2010 is about making new friends. About being compared to dirty gingers. It’s about learning that I am the only person who thinks I am funny. It’s about being 100 % okay with that.
Alvy.
You’re incapable of enjoying life, you know that? I mean you’re like New York City. You’re just this person. You’re like this island unto yourself.
Christina Heaston 
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